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10/10/2002 - 4:00 p.m.
Yikes.
Apparently I have failed to update in the last 10 days. Bad Red. No pizza.
The problem is, that for the last 10 days, I have had absolutely nothing to say. Nuttin', hunny.
So, what do I do?
nekono suggested that I make up a story, so I started to make up one about how I used to take Cokie Roberts out for rides on my motorcycle, but, well, it just wasn't going anywhere. Besides, I was worried about the possible slander lawsuit when I got to the part about the lesbian junkie hooker. Then I tried to do one about Rosie O'Donnell, Ellen DeGeneres, and Sting all getting together to talk about the rain forest and harnessing male and female sexual energy for the good of mankind, but that one kinda petered out as well. Then I was gonna write about how much I hate the Tonight Show now that it has jay leno instead of Johnny, but really, doesn't everyone hate Jay? It's all so pass�. Ole Red just isn't having much of a power trip these days.
I guess I could write about the voice lesson I had the other day, and how the voice teacher and I kept touching each other's bellies to feel the breathing, and make it all salacious and smutty, but I don't really do the salacious thing.
I guess the thing is, I need a vacation.
I need to vibe up my corpustules and get all invigorizated.
When is that shazblazzid Murderous Rampage again?
Music to update just so's you all knows I'm not daid by -
The Cramps - "Thee Most Exalted Potentate Of Love" (Smell Of Female)
"Well here comes the one that you've been dreaming of
Ahh thee most exalted potentate of love!
I got a mojo hand that fits like a glove
I'll be coming round the mountain to git yer love
I'm thee most exalted potentate of love!"
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