Talk to me now:
♦ OLD!!! Text message me
168 characters only, please!
♦ Sign my guestbook
♦ Leave me a note
♦ Send me mail
♦ IM me
Lemme talk to you:
Powered by the magic of
NotifyList.com
Diaryland is calling.....
Some More Open Letters
09/04/2002 - 6:15 p.m.
Dear Maker of Days -
You know, some days just don't really deserve to be made. Like today. What on earth possessed you to make a day like today? And if you had to make it, why did you have to send it to me?
Yer unhappy customer,
Red
><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><
Dear Inventor of Shortbread Cookies -
You deserve a medal. An effing medal. Serious, man.
Yer loving tastebud slave,
Red
><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><
Dear Internet -
Ok, so there I was, thinking about obscure bands, and one popped into my head that I hadn't thought of in years, one of those super rare bands that no one else I know has never even heard of, and even though I know that other people besides me in the world have heard of them, it seems to me that the chances are about zero that there's gonna be a site dedicated to them on the WorldWideInternet. I mean, fer cripe's sake, have you ever heard of Dirty Looks? And no, I don't mean the hair metal band, I mean the power-poppy band from New York that put out a couple of elpees on Stiff back around 1980. Well, sure, you've heard of them, you are the WorldWideInternet, after all, but still! That's why I was so shocked to discover that there was not only a site dedicated to them, there's effing two.
You are the craziest thing ever, Internet.
Yer shocked and pleased pal,
Red
Music to be pleasantly surprised by:
Chris Isaak - "Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing"
"You ever love someone so much you thought your little heart was gonna break in two?
I didn't think so."
See what I did there? I went and moved my diaryring to a rings and reviews page!
about this entry?
Spill it, kitten!!
0 kittens have spilled it thus far!
More Fun with Red
♦ Find out a wee bit about little ole Red
♦ See what state my current contest is in
♦ See what diary rings I am associated with
♦ See my photo gallery
♦ Visit my real-live website (not available in all areas)
♦ Hear some music I wrote (not available in all areas)
♦ More fun coming soon....
Use this ginchy little piece of elven magic to enter the
Wht Th' heck Did Red Mean?!?!?!?Contest!
Make your guess....
Contest status:
OPEN!!!
Enter at your own peril!!!!