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Call Me Now! (866) 206-9067 x3879 My New Career 05/10/2002 - 1:40 p.m. I have new career goal - I am going to become a giant robot. I will be a good giant robot. I will fight all naughty giant robots, all monsters, whether they be earth-, air-, or sea-borne, and of course any monsters who come from outer space and want to eat all the nice humans here on earth. Or enslave them. Or whatever. I will be especially merciless on the Viral Moon Pods, those giant bulbous purple and green beings who live on the Moon and are responsible for the olive infestation here on Elvis's good earth. They want to get people used to the idea of seeing purple and green bulbous things, and when they do, they will leave the moon and take up residence here, grinding humanity between their figurative heel (cuz, you know, olives, even giant ones, don't have feet). As soon as I can find a genius-recluse scientist to transplant my brain into the giant robot body he built in his basement, I shall become - 'Nuff said? Music to mechanize by: UPDATE: 5/12/02 - 10:05 PM - I just noticed how slow that golderned animated GIF was, so I did a new, smaller version. Then I realized that I forgot to finish the entry. I am not positive, but I think I was listening to Hüsker Dü when I was writing that entry - either Metal Circus or Everything Falls Apart. Coulda been any one of the songs on there, but I have a feeling it was "Wheels" from E.F.A. You know, that uncharacteristically harsh Grant Hart song about running over people. I think. I can guarantee it wasn't "Sunshine Superman," cuz that song sucks. See what I did there? I went and moved my diaryring to a rings and reviews page!

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