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01/22/2002 - 2:29 p.m.
Swell.
My poisonal add is now getting spammed by porn sites. Yup, I got this in my special supersecret poisonal add email box earlier:
Hi, I'm playing around with my cousin's account...My name is Jenny. I read your ad and liked what I saw, so I thought I would email you. I don't know if you will be interested in me, but even if you are not I hope we can still chat online. Here, you can find out more about me and see me on my webcam:And guess what? She likes golf, tennis, and pretty much any outdoor sport, just like me! And pug dogs, and big dogs too. We are obviously destined to be together. Soulmates, even.
http://urldeleted because it keeps showing up in my google hits/jenny - This is a really really fun way to start a conversation! Email me if you have any problems; we can chat on AOL the old fashioned way if this doesn't work out.
JennyC oxox
This is the work of a genius, though - spending $15 (or whatever the cost is - I forget at the moment) to make money by sending an unlimited number of emails to every guy who has a poisonal add up on site blahblah. I would hope none of them would be fooled by this pathetic come-on, but - I'm sure I'm terribly, horribly wrong. I am quite sure that numerous fellas are gonna pony up their $5, or $10, or whatever it costs, to visit little Jenny's cam, cuz they think she wants to actually meet them. Poor goobers. Help them, Elvis, they know not what they do.
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