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Call Me Now! (866) 206-9067 x3879 Another Red's Rant! 07/09/2002 - 1:19 p.m. By unpopular non-demand, it's another Red's Rant™! Ok - first of all- it's lightning. Not lightEning. LightEning is what you do when you bleach your hair. Or your clothes. And it's nuclear. New Klee Ur. Not New Kew Ler. That sounds like a bone in your arm or your leg. You know, the radius, the ulna, the femur, the nucular. And it's ask, not ax. An ax is what I'm gonna whack you with the next time you mispronounce the simplest mother-dogging word on the planet. And I'm not even going to start with monstrosities like "i ight." Obah kaybah? Music to get all het up by: Neil Young - "Sedan Delivery" (Rust Never Sleeps) "Next day I went to the dentist He pulled some teeth and I lost some blood We'd like to thank you for the cards you sent us My lungs and I were all choked up" See what I did there? I went and moved my diaryring to a rings and reviews page!

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