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Traffic Reporter Mauled By Psychic Monster Unleashed By The Mental Anguish Of Hundreds Of Misled Commuters
08/21/2002 - 11:07 a.m.
Someone should invent a device that takes traffic reporters by the shoulders and shakes them. Hard. Effing yoyos.
"And the road where you are sitting completely stopped by road work that we should know about but don't is providing clear sailing."
Danged peg-leg infant traffic reporter goober!
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The Damned - "13th Floor Vendetta"
(The Black Album)
"The organ plays till midnight on Maldive Square tonight
The dancers dance with a fever and delight
His brow is tense but his hands never shake
Revenge has come sweetly and death is his mate"
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