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Call Me Now! (866) 206-9067 x3879 A very brief chapter closes 01/16/2002 - 5:48 p.m. When you get a new piece of technology, you have to learn how to use it. That goes double for cell phones. See, I was dating this woman recently (known herein as Miss Almost-Perfect), and I quite dug her - so much so that I put her number right at the top of my cell list. This was a double-edged sword - cuz though it was convenient, it also meant that I would dial her by mistake a fair amount - once, apparently, when I put the stupid thing in my pocket with the buttons unlocked - she said, what was that weird, unintelligible, long message you left me? I said - huh? But I did remember it being on in my pocket, so..... Now that we aren't keeping company anymore, that's not such a happy accident. It happened again today, I think........ put phone in pocket, get in car, drive along, digging the rock and roll beat..... get to destination, take phone out of pocket, hmm, all lit up and on, her number across the top..... oops..... And the best part: I'm sure she's got this swell message of me listening to the Misfits and singing along at the top of my lungs..... "With one touch of my burning hand, I send my Astrozombies........." or maybe "I want your skull..... I need your skull!" Oh dear. I bet that thrills her no end. Well, no more, cuz - she's, like, not on my list anymore. Women - can't live with 'em, can't stab with the sharpened thigh bone of a dead Tibetan monk. Music to drive by: Mekons - Blow Your Tuneless Trumpet (Mekons Rock n Roll) ""That shirt I used to wear is lying tangled in a drawer....." Music to drive her crazy by: The Misfits - Walk Among Us elpee See above See what I did there? I went and moved my diaryring to a rings and reviews page!

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