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Call Me Now! (866) 206-9067 x3879 Red Meets The Bug Nazi, or Exit, Pursued By A Dragonfly 07/29/2002 - 8:46 p.m. Dramatis Personae Red: Our hero - male in his late-mid 30s. All he wants is to pay for his red red meat and go home to throw it on the gas grill, but he can't figure out which register is open. Cashier Numbah Wun: Early 20-something female, home from college, picking up a little extra cash at the superette. Currently standing smackdab between two cash registers while she flusters around inconsequentially. Cashier Numero Too: Late somethingteen female, prepared to bag our hero's groceries if Cashier Numbah Wun can ever get back to her register. ><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>< And so it begins..... Red: So, um, which lane should I get in? Cashier Numbah Wun: This one, right here. Sorry, there's a dragonfly flying around here. Now it's gone of course, making a big liar out of me. Red: Oh, no, I believe you. Cashier Numbah Wun: I really really hate bugs. That's two forty seven, please. I'm like a bug nazi - let me see a bug, and I'm all [explodey mouth noise that cannot be transliterated into English]. Cashier Numero Too: Me too, especially bees. Red hands Cashier Numbah Wun a five dollar bill. Cashier Numbah Wun: Oh, they don't bother me so much. I mean, I just squash them. But dragonflies - they're so big, and long, and they have that pointy tail. Whenever I see them, I just get - freaked out. Red: Even though they can't hurt you, and bees can? Cashier Numbah Wun hands Red his change. Cashier Numbah Wun: Well, you know. They're scary, and stuff. And big. Bees are, you know, small. And kinda cute. Cashier Numero Too hands Red his lovely hunka meat, nicely bagged up. Cashier Numero Too: As long as they don't sting you, that is. Cashier Numbah Wun: Yeah. If they do that, they're not cute anymore. Then I go all medieval on their bug ass. Yah! Bug nazi! Exit Red fin Music to go bug medieval by: Roy Orbison - "Running Scared" " Just running scared - each place we go So afraid - that he might show Yeah, running scared - what would I do If he came back and wanted you" See what I did there? I went and moved my diaryring to a rings and reviews page!

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