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Call Me Now! (866) 206-9067 x3879 A Day Made Of Dryer Lint 05/31/2002 - 2:22 p.m. Ok. This day is a big fat ugly drag. First of all, Louise and I each entered the "Have Brak Sing Your Song" contest, which was a Cartoon Network dealie where Brak would write and sing a song about you. But did we win? No. We did not. Some other guy who didn't even use his real name won. I hate him now. Then, the sandwich place was out of coookies, so I had to have a brownie instead. I don't like brownies. Well, not as much as cookies. Then, I spent 45 minutes on the phone with a very good friend of mine, whose whole life is falling apart around him, and there just doesn't seem to be anyway I can help him. This sucks huge giant robot-monster electro-phallusses. I mean, totally falling apart. All I can do is listen. And offer what suggestions I can, which feel really lame and platitudinous. And the worst part is, after a while, all I want to do is say "Shut up already." I mean, I want to help him, but I want to actually do something. And there's nothing to do. Except listen. Which I am doing, and will continue to do, but, Elvis, all this listening to his worry and fright and self-doubt and frustration is just so shazblazzid painful I want to tear my own ears off. Filth filth filth. I mean, filth. I'm gonna go listen to my favorite song from Radiskull and Devil Doll now. That song is, of course, "We Roll and Rock." Which is only right and natural. Music to feel vicarious pain by: Radiskull And Devil Doll - "We Roll And Rock" "If you cross my path I will eat you alive If you step to me you will not survive." See what I did there? I went and moved my diaryring to a rings and reviews page!

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