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The Obligatory Entry About Google Hits
04/02/2002 - 11:38 a.m.
Man, I tell ya, you have to be verrrrree careful what you put in your diary. Way back when, in this entry, I talked about how my poisonal add was getting spammed by some genius who had figured that a good way to get traffic to her or his web cam pay site was to respond to poisonal adds with links to the site. Anyway, I foolishly cut and pasted the entire text of the original mail into the body of the entry, and it got spidered by Google, and now many of my hits are coming from people (many of whom are in Saudi Arabia, of all places) searching for the name of the cam site (I long ago deleted the sitename from the page, but it's still in Google, so I still keep getting the hits).
It's just not fair! Other kids get Google hits for stuff like "sexy monkey" and "dirty underwear," but not Red, oh no! Red has to get hits because he added the name of a stupid spamcam site! One of those people did read 14 pages, which is weird, because ya figure if someone's looking for camporn, my diary just isn't gonna do it for 'em.
As I said to Louise some time back, I have long since owned my inner geek, but all this stat-obsessing is starting to get a little worrying.
Speaking of Louise, she told me yesterday that I was her favorite. Swoon.
Ahh well - work demands, I obey. Later I will write about the really hilarious conversation I had with the girlf last night, after watching the All-New Car Wreck Hour, aka Six Feet Under. I don't know what it is about that show. I don't like a single character on the show, with the possible exception of Nate, kind of a bit, but really that's only because Peter Krause is terribly charismatic, and Brenda, except in truth I can't stand the character: it's just that I would truly enjoy messing up Rachel Griffiths' bedclothes with her.
Still - every time the show has come on in the last several weeks, there I've been, on the girlf's couch, watching it. I'm seriously considering getting HBO at home just so I can tape it when I'm out. And it's not just because of scenes like this week's yowza-fest with Brenda watching her new Shiatsu client (Melissa the prostitute) working on Melissa's client, but that sure didn't hurt.
Oh yeah - I added a notify list. If you love me, you'll join.
Music to lament my lack of cool Google hits by:
The Frogs - "(Thank God I Died In)The Car Crash" (It's Only Right And Natural)
"My face didn't get too badly burned in the car crash
But my thighs were lacerated heavily
The doctor took care of that though
Thank god it wasn't a - female nurse"
See what I did there? I went and moved my diaryring to a rings and reviews page!
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