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The Penguin Song
06/16/2002 - 4:34 p.m.
Man, you know things are looking down when reading entries by some of the wittier and less-regular-updating folk on your buddy list seems like an effing chore.
I dunno, I'm just not up to my normal Red Blur power trip. I'm not sleeping much, and when I do sleep, it's quite disturbed and active (according to the girlf, anyway). Lotsa thrashing around and talking incoherently. Then again, that could all be a plot on her part, as she swears up and down that
1. the phone didn't ring this morning, and
2. I didn't hand it to her when it did.
It's all some sort of gaslight-style deal, I'm sure of it.
I was sick enough to stay home on Monday, and then the rest of the week was filled with tons of battling the WorkMonster� and other less pleasant crap. Fun? Feh. The most fun I had this week was seeing Star Wars episode 2, which was such a complete and utter piece of trash compaction that I am pretty well certain I am not going to see ep 3. Here's a movie-making tip, George - hire people to appear in your movies who can do 3 things:
think,
read,
and effing act!
Then again, maybe he's using some kind of talent-damping field, cuz normally fine-acting patooties like Sam-I-Am Jackson, Jimmy Spits, and You Wanna McGregor all came off like buzzard meat in this one.
Life is just not working for me this week. I mean, I won this groovy toy drum machine offa Ebay last week, it showed up Friday morning, and I still haven't played with it. That's a bad sign.
And what kinda drug store closes their pharmacy on Sunday? Stupid CVS! And another thing, the weather's never been the same since they landed those astronauts on the moon. And they have too many states today! And whose idea was it to make so many different kinds of Co-cola? Why in my day, we had one kind of Co-cola, and we liked it! And if you wanted it to be vanilla-flavored, you went and chopped down a vanilla tree and put a vanilla twig in it yourself. And if you didn't like it, well that was just too darn bad! And why do the kids today stick "izn" in all their words? Is that like pig latin, or ubby dubby? And what is a waterbra, anyway?
I'm gonna shut up now.
Music to curmudgeonize by:
Red Blur - "The Penguin Song" (Red Sings!)
"Penguins live in the great frozen north
Where monkeys and chimps never go!
Penguins are never seen wearing clothes
Cuz they've never learned to sew!"
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