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Call Me Now! (866) 206-9067 x3879 Out Out, Derned Gout. 06/17/2002 - 7:38 p.m. Imagine thousands of microscopic needles, sharp at both ends, plunged deep with in the flesh of your feet. Sound like fun? It's not. ><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>< There's this guy who works in my building. I don't know who he works for, or what he does, his name, or anything about him, really, except - I really really really cannot stand this guy. He has a psychic smell of utter degradation and filth about him. I see him, and my soul coughs and chokes a little bit on the vapors that swirl about him like mist behind a tractor trailer zooming down the highway on a rainy day. Normally, when I feel this way about someone, I can find a little glimmer of light in my thoughts and say, "Well, Red ole kid, you know he's probably a fine fine fellow, and there's just some odd psycho-chemical interaction that's to blame for all this." Normally. But not with this guy. This guy is pure evil. I know it. I know what you're thinking. I can hear you. "Oh Red, you're just saying that because he drove the wrong way down that one-way street and almost ran into you and killed you." But it's not true. I didn't like him before that, either. Music to misanthropize by: Lou Reed - "Sad Song" (Berlin) "Staring at my pictue book She looked like Mary Queen Of Scots Seemed very regal to me Just goes to show how wrong you can be" See what I did there? I went and moved my diaryring to a rings and reviews page!

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