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Call Me Now! (866) 206-9067 x3879 Red = Goofball 05/01/2002 - 5:58 p.m. Goof! I can't believe that I forgot to acknowledge that Btchy dropped some hecka Speed Racer science on me the other day! What a maroon! To wit, the science had to do with the fact that Chim Chim wasn't really Speed's monkey, which is true, cuz he's really Spritle's monkey, and also and even more madly rad, was that fact that if you've got a spare 125 grand, you too can own a Mach 5 or, even cooler, a Shooting Star, which was Racer X's car! The homing pigeon and extensible buzzsaw options aren't available, though! Drag! Anyway, Btchy rocks the house, y'all! Music to praise by: Severed Heads - "Goodbye Tonsils" (City Slab Horror) "Press - feel with my fingers I have had about as much as I can stand" See what I did there? I went and moved my diaryring to a rings and reviews page!

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