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Weird Stuff
06/04/2002 - 3:33 p.m.
Ok, first of all, right up front, I don't drink coffee. Don't really like the taste, don't like the jitteriness, don't like the upset stomach. But let's say, in some alternative universe, I did drink coffee. So we're there, right? In the Alternate Universe? Here's Red Coffee Drinker, toodle oodle oo, reading his email, la la la, sipping on some coffee, and he sees a Spam mail - ah ha - free coffee? In the name of Elvis, that rocks so effing hard, I must partake.
So Red Coffee Drinking Alternate Universe Guy opens up the spam mail, and sees that he has to spend $50 at some site to get the free coffee. But here's the weird part (well, weirder than the being in the alternate uiverse thing, which is pretty dang weird already you bet) - if he spends the $50, he gets - now dig closely - 39 ounces of free coffee. 39? Huh? Thirty-nine? What kinda maroon manufactures 39-ounce cans of coffee? This is some weird alternate universe stuff, man.
But.
The best part is, you don't have to go to an alterate universe to experience 39-ounce cans of coffee, because Folger's makes 'em right here in this universe. Is that weird or what?
And speaking of weird, in the last two weeks I have been at two bars that had live deejays. Not discos. Not places that had dancing. Just normal old bars. Well, normal except that they had these weird little tucked-away corner rooms, and in them was a guy on the wheels of steel, making with the boooming system. When did this become the hip new thing? it's kinda cool and all, but still. Weird.
Music to be weirded out by:
Bam Bam - "Where's Your Child?" (True Spirit comp on Tresor)
"Where is your child?
Do you know?
Look around -
Nowhere to be found."
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