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Several Open Letters
06/03/2002 - 6:24 p.m.
Dear Andrew -
You rock.
That is all.
Yer pal,
Red
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Dear Spammers -
I know you have to spam me, but please, how about just one copy of yer spam, not 50, at a time, hokay?
Hate and stuff,
Red
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Dear Computer -
What's with all the crashing and stuff? This is so very not excellent. Please go back to your good old non-crashing self.
Extra love and smoochies,
Red
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Dear Other Spammers -
If you're going to spam me, could you at least make sure that you send me working spam, and not some crazy empty email where the HTML broke and it says nothing at all?
Your enemy,
Red
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Dear Frick -
I didn't really move all your office gear into the empty office next to [the evil office gnome]. I'm sorry I told you I did, but it was a pretty funny joke. Ha ha. That'll teach you to go away on vacation.
Yer coworker,
Red
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Dear Sparkley Coworker -
I hope you're having a good time in Europe. I hear that France is pretty keen this time of year. If you run into Monstre, say hi for me. Then get yer butt back here, cuz I need a work pal again.
Yer workpal,
Red
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Dear DJ at the Enormous Room -
Thanks for telling me about all those super ace records last week. They all rock rock rock. Yeah. Well, I haven't gotten that one yet, but the rest were totally snazz.
Yer fan,
Red
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Dear Ebay -
Thanks for making me spend all that money in the past couple of weeks on stuff. All I wanted was a birthday present for my pal, but no - I had to get all that other stuff too. Like that extra copy of "Seduction Through Witchcraft" that I really really really needed, and all those cool crime jazz elpees, and that extra spiffy switch from a nuclear missile silo. All thanks to you. Danged Ebay.
Yer debtor,
Red
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Dear Snack Machine -
Thank you so much for having some Knott's Berry Farm Raspberry Shortbread Cookies just now! I really needed a snack, and they hit the spot! You're the best, Snack Machine!
Yer customer,
Red
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Update - Oh man, I was fixing some typos, and I realized I goofed and forgot to add the music. Thta's a drag, cuz ole Red is all about the music. Ya know?
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