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Call Me Now! (866) 206-9067 x3879 National Talke Like Ye Olde Times Daye 10/22/2003 - 10:19 a.m. I hereby declare tomorrow "Talke Like Ye Olde Times Daye". Everybody has to talk like it's ye olde times. Here's how: Instead of telling your boss, "I can't come in to work today, because I am sick," you should say, "Forsooth, I am taken ill, verily I swooneth with the croup. I shall stayeth at home and eateth bonbons." Or, instead of saying "I'll have the number 2 no cheese with a Coke" at WacDonnald's, say "Ho, varlet, bringest thou me a value mealeth of the number two, lest my empty stomach cause me pain and perhaps the darkness of death shall overtake me as well. Also do not fail to poureth me a Coke, sparing not the ice." When your girlf or boyf says "Do you want to go to to the movies," and you're broke, you should say "Howeth on the terra that is so firma 'neath our well-shod footkins may we goeth to the pictures which moveth, when truly I haveth no coin of the realm with which to recompense the publican?" You can talke like it's ye olde times in just about every situation you can think of, so go to it. For example, tomorrow when I pick up my new car, I will say to the dealer, "I thank thee, good sir, for having the grace to provide me with the opportunity to go into debteth for the next sixeth years, that I may driveth this magical chariot far into the night. Huzzah." Then I'll zoom away. See what I did there? I went and moved my diaryring to a rings and reviews page!

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