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More Dating Tips
08/29/2002 - 10:57 p.m.
By popular stupidity, two more dating tips!
First, some scene setting, you know, getting us all into the mood.
Less say yer dating the finest little filly ya've met in many and many a moon. Or, if yer not of that perswaysion, less say ya've hooked up with some prime premium beefsteak, and all is good. Nah, less say it's better than good, it's ding dangedy right-o-roonie!
And less say that despite the fine-ness of this romantical flimflam, you yerself are having a crabby ole month, what with some serious misunderstandings with the WorkMonster™, and watching one of yer good good pals go through a bad bad time, and further that it's just all around been a dried up eraser of a day. So yer just not at yer tippety toppety good ole power-tripping best.
Now, less go one step further and say that you are out with yer pairamoor, enjoying the comedic splendor that is yer pal's Improv Comedy show, and this is about all the weather you can handle right now, especially cuz once the show is over you have another scheduled go around with the WorkMonster™. So yer at the show, and it's intermission, and less say that right then, yer bee-luvvid starts in to tell you about how there was big ole financialistic goofup and she bounced a couple checks, and when she talked to the folks who made the goofup, they said, "Um, no, we didn't goof up, you did, and besides, you stink and we dont like you."
So, there's the scene all set, and now here come the tips.
Tip #7 -
If yer in the above scenario, it is best to show some interest and commiserate a bit on the situation with yer esteemed. That's all they want - just some comfort and care. Just saying, "Gosh, that sucks" isn't gonna cover it.
Tip #8 -
If you ignore Tip #7, when yer special friend gets kinda distant and leaves, it's a good idea to go with 'em, or if they say no they want to go walk in the rain alone, wait a bit and then go after 'em, so you can straighten it all out.
Cuz, you know, they're good, and you wanna keep 'em around.
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