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No More Dust!
08/27/2002 - 8:49 p.m.
Dear Dust -
You are hereby ordered to leave my house. The doctor says that I am super allergic to you, and this is probably the source of the ongoing congestion and post-nasal drip that has been making my singing life such a drag the last several months.
So go on, shoo, scat, geddowdaheah, you are no longer welcome.
Luvvy kisses,
Red
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It's all true - my arms are covered with weird hieroglyphical markings and blood dots and raised and angrily red welts where they injected me subcutaneously with all manner of allergenic substances. I'm supposed to keep running my hands over the spots and see if they get bigger or smaller. This is, oddly, not a whole ton of fun.
On the plus side, I no longer have to clean the house. In fact, I am not allowed to clean the house. I have a doctor's note and everything.
Do you think the cleaning company will accept that in place of payment?
Music to fondle my upper arms by:
MX-80 - "Boy Trouble - Gil Trouble" (Big Hits)
"Hey man, please don't play that song
It just reminds me of me and her
Walking along the Champs Elys�e in 1948
She saying in that crazy French like me love is gone
And playing that fucking record over and over and over!"
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