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Call Me Now! (866) 206-9067 x3879 What Happens When Red Can't Sleep 06/21/2002 - 6:26 p.m. Ack. 4 days since I last updated. Bad Red. No barbeque. (Heh - I just spelled it barebeque. Sounds kinda dirty-like, don't it?) This past week has been squicky bad. No danged fun at all. The WorkMonster� has been breathing down my neck like he's attached to my back, and even turning into my giant robot alter ego Redgantor didn't help. Also, I had a gout attack that lasted pretty much the shazblazzid week. It ain't usually like that - the last several flareups I've had have lasted a day or two at most. Which was plenty, believe you me. And then of course there was last night. I went to bed, snoozed for a bit, and then woke up because of a weird bad dream. I won't bore you with the details, but suffice to say that in this dream, people could move at hundreds of miles an hour, and they did. So I got up, and could not get back to sleep, so after half an hour of simultaneously watching tv and surfing porn, I got bored and did this instead. The voices are provided by Miss Toothbrush and her pal P. For the original sample, go here. For extra credit, you can play "Spot the sample." The drum tracks are just taken from some beat cd, so don't bother trying to id those. Some of the other samples are so warped they are unrecognizable... but I bet someone out there will place at least one of the recognizable ones. I had something else to say, but I forgot what it was. I hate when that happens. Music to forget by: Red Blur featuring Toothbrush and P - "OK, Hello" "All right. All right. All right. Hello? OK." See what I did there? I went and moved my diaryring to a rings and reviews page!

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